If only... life was like this...

 hi thar.

coffee here.

It would be nice if LIFE was like a computer...

If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".

Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your car keys, click on "find".

"Help" with the chores is just a click away.

You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash.

We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.

To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".

Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.

To undo a mistake, click on "back".

Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".

If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

But then it wont be life anymore.

for life includes the ups and downs

the bad and the good

the happy times and the lowly times

the disappointments and the successes.

if everything would be perfect...

and according to your willl

aren't you just taking it for granted?

and won't you just pass on to those that are good for you,

just because you don't feel like seeing them?

Computers do not suffer Misery.. as there are no Feelings or emotions, Caused by the Human sensations & Intelligence!!

All these apart, Humans are Humans - We made Computers and rule them!